services/comms/atlasbot-deployment.yaml

@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ spec:
       labels:
         app: atlasbot
       annotations:
-        checksum/atlasbot-configmap: manual-atlasbot-56
+        checksum/atlasbot-configmap: manual-atlasbot-57
         vault.hashicorp.com/agent-inject: "true"
         vault.hashicorp.com/role: "comms"
         vault.hashicorp.com/agent-inject-secret-turn-secret: "kv/data/atlas/comms/turn-shared-secret"

services/comms/scripts/atlasbot/bot.py

@@ -1721,7 +1721,9 @@ def _format_insight_text(key: str, text: str) -> str:
             .strip()
             .strip(".")
         )
-        return f"mixed hardware stack ({counts}), which is unusual for a homelab."
+        detail = f"mixed hardware stack ({counts})"
+        flavor = "It blends low-power Pis with Jetson accelerators and a couple of AMD64 nodes."
+        return f"{detail}. {flavor}"
     if key == "postgres":
         detail = cleaned.replace("Postgres is at ", "")
         return f"Postgres is at {detail}; that suggests moderate load."
@@ -1732,9 +1734,9 @@ def _format_insight_text(key: str, text: str) -> str:
         return cleaned + "."
     if key in ("cpu", "ram"):
         suffix = (
-            " That likely marks the busiest workload right now."
+            " If you're chasing hotspots, that's the busiest workload right now."
             if key == "cpu"
-            else " That box is carrying the heaviest memory load."
+            else " That box is carrying the heaviest memory load right now."
         )
         return cleaned + "." + suffix
     return cleaned + "."